pink eye

it started with a satalite landing on kenney.
kenney got taken to the morge and while his blood and stuff were being drained, the docter accidently dropped sauce into the liquid mix being poared into his body.
kenny became a zombie and bit the doctors.
the docters then became zombies and bit more people.
The news thought it was pink eye.
cheff found out they were zombies and tried to warn the local doctor, but he didnt listen.
the zombies rushed into the doctors and killed the doctor, lucky for chef he jumped out the window just in time.
the boys went trick or treating with their dead friend kenny (not knowing he was a zombie) but kenny kept eating people..
the boys starting evoiding kenny cause they wer'nt getting any candy.
they went to cheff and they all went to the morge to think of how to stop the zombies.
all the people asked the zombies what happened, but the zombies said they had pink eye.
the zombies took chef and the boys started chain sawing the zombies.
Kyle rang the sauce company and they told him to kill the original zombie who was kenny.
zombie wendy came to stan and stan couldnt kill her but luckily kyle sawed kenny in half just in time.
all the zombies even the dead ones turned back.
the boys had a funeral for kenny, and when the boys left, zombie kenny came out of his grave.

Guitar quero

Stan and Kyle both bout guitar hero.
they reached 100,000 points until they got an offer from an agent.
all the parties and playing, their agent offered stan a new partner which stan agreed on.
Stan fell apart and started playing heroin hero, and he was to wasted to break 1,000,000 points so his agent left him.
stan got back with Kyle and started playing guitar hero and broke 1,000,000 points.
They got a message in the game that they didnt want to see.

Scotte tenerman must die

Cartman paid Scotte $10 for pubes but then realised he was ment to grow his own.
Cartman tried to get his money back but ended up losing more money.
Scotte then burned Cartmans money infront of him.
Cartman got angry so he decided to make a plan, which ended up killing Scottes parents and Scotte accidently eating What he thought Was baked chille.
he realised what he was eating had his mom and dads body parts in it.
Cartman invited Scottes favourite band there, and they made fun of him crying.
Cartman loved Scotte Crying, and licked up his tears. Kyle & Stan realised that they should never pee Cartman off again.

night of the living homeless

What started as a couple of homless poeple, turned into a apocaliptic homless invasion.
The homeless people asked for change so much, that wasnt safe to go outside.
People started to go crazy from these things, so they barricaded themselves on a roof armed with a gun. The boys then came to rescue them after a while.

red power

this is a picture of eric cartman, but hes ginger, his friends were fed up of him mocking ginger people, so they dyed his hair ginger, cartman was so freaked out about it, and other people didnt learn to accept him, so he made a clan for gingers as seen above.
cartman decided to make the world only gingers, so he and his ginger friends kidnapped all non ginger kids and tried to exterminate all the non gingers once and for all.
while he was about to toss kyle into the lava, kyle told cartman that his hair was only dyed and that he was not a ginger.

Mr(s) garison

This gay guy had a gender change operation
causing his boyfriend to leave him
mr garison or mrs garisons life started to fade away after that
and espesialy after kyle poped mr garisons balls in a basket ball game
so mr garison decided to live a new life as a woman

the south park movie starts as usual with stan, they get angry when they are not able to see the terrance and philip movie.
they get a homless guy to get them in.
when the movie ends they are swearing about everything, which gets them in trouble.
They get sent into rehab, and when they get the rest of the day off, Kenny sets himself on fire which gets the boys grounded. The mothers of the boys arrest t&p, the kanadians get angry and bomb the Baldwins. The boys parents then sentance the two to death after what happened. The boys make a secret club and go to rescue t&p. After Kyles mom shoots T&P satan and sadam take over the world but to be beaten by Eric. Kenny makes a wwish and the world went back to normal and kenny went to heaven instead of hell.

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kenny dying

kenny's head impaled on a flag post

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about south park

South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its rude, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four children:Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick and their bizarre adventures in and around the fictional and titular Colorado town.

What they look like in real life

cartman showing his bum

towlie

South park

eric cartman is the fat kid, also the most funny of the four
he pickes on butters, and calls kenny poor all the time.

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls



Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!



Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!





Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!



Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this



(chinese kids)

(french kids)

(dutch kids)

(african kids)



Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch



(crowd:gasp)



Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch



Stan: Uhh Cartman



Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle's mom

She's a big fat stinky bitch!

Big old fat fucking bitch!

Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!